Captain R. A. Hansen USS Hawthorne
This is our third day trapped in doors on planet "Momsinfluenza".
Commander B. Hansen has done an fine job maintaining the crew with the Captain up in sick bay.
The skies are looking brighter for the Captain, but the crew is getting restless.
Shields are down, and we are on the lookout for to coughing, sneezing and runny nose torpedoes.
The ship's canine is under utilized and is destroying our ships circuit board to compensate.
We may have to postpone our annual celebratory retreat this weekend to planet "no kids".
Captain Hansen out.